Eating the Creatures of the World Part 2

In the car the other day, SmallMad declared he wanted a "Dead Duck for Dinner". We told him that we couldn't this weekend but perhaps soon. After asking what else he fancied and suggesting rabbit pie with the ears sticking out (they sniggered at that), he declared he wanted to eat "some hamsters and a tiny puppy!". We are now reluctant to ever take him to a petting zoo.