Boys Versus Girls 2

I tried on BigMads jacket the other day. It went over my shoulders but wouldn't do up. BigMad enthusiastically described, with much waving of hands, how if I tried to zip it up my boobs would explode "and there'd be milk EVERYWHERE! URGGGH"

I indignantly explained that only pregnant women had milk in their boobs and that I most certainly was not with child, already having my hands full of him and his brother. He nodded wisely, then thoughtfully told me about a boy in his class who had told him that cows produce milk because they eat women.

Sigh.