At tea-time, after a visit to an Aquarium, SmallMad asked me hopefully whether he might one day be eaten by a shark. I explained that Sharks don't generally eat people and if they do, it's because that person was in the wrong place, or was mistaken for a seal. I told him that humans were too bony for Sharkfood, and that they liked fatty animals like seals.
"But what if you were really fat?" He asked. "You'd have to be quite fat for a shark to enjoy munching you!" With a cheeky glint in his eye he asked "How fat... as fat as...... you?"
Slightly piqued, not so much by his comment, but by the muffled sniggers I could hear from the kitchen, I replied "Nope! Fatter than me! Sharks like REALLY FAT things"
He poked me critically in the stomach and instructed me to "EAT MORE! EAT ALL THIS", piling leftover food onto my plate. "this is your FEAST, then we can feed you to the SHARKS!"
The diet starts tomorrow.
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