"Have you ever had babies?" I was asked by BM at the weekend.
"Nope! I'm sure you would have met them if I had" I answered.
"Oh. Oh yeh. You know, I'm glad I'm not a girl. It saves me from having all that PAIN. URGH". Which I thought was rather sweet.
SmallMad, listening carefully to this conversation, stuffed a knobbly ball up his jumper, hands pressed into the small of his back, and belly thrust out, "LOOK AT ME! I'm gonna lay a big SPIKY EGG!".
Glad I'm not!
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